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Yo ho ho. The last writing day of the year.

It is possible to write, revise, proof-read, and submit a novel after 160 hours of work

There has to be something more to activism than this same old intellectual framing

Wrap-Up Season 2013: Mood

Still another month of break left

Surprised by how much I enjoyed Caitlin Moran's _How To Be A Woman_

Merry Christmas!

What it means to have no history

Still reading mom books

Novel revision deja vu

I've been reading a lot of books about motherhood

[Wrap-up 2013] Post-mortem on a decade of writing and submitting

Doing that thing where I engage in a ludicrous amount of work in order to cut 500 words off a novel

[Wrap-up 2013] This year, Blotter Paper got 2.5x as many pageviews, visitors as it did in 2012

[Wrap-up 2013] If someone asked me whether or not they should get an MFA, I'm not sure I'd be able to wholeheartedly recommend it

Wolf Hall, by Hilary Mantel

Very few people begin their writing careers with a calling

Going to conserve some energy in posting about Junichiro Tanizaki's Some Prefer Nettles

[Wrap-Up 2013] Books I Read And Blogged About in 2013

[Wrap-Up 2013] The year's top blog posts

Angel, by Elizabeth Taylor

[Wrap-up 2013] I have not sold nearly as many stories in 2013 as I sold in 2012

Start of the winter break malaise

Welp, finished the first draft of a novel the other day

You should go online, put a library hold on this novel, and then--when it becomes available in two or three days--you should drop everything and read it.

[Wrap-up 2013] Nine books (including 3 YA novels) that I really enjoyed reading but never blogged about

[Wrap Up 2013] This year, I learned that I shouldn't bank on any reading project that involves more than 3 to 7 books.

Wrap-up season begins!!!

There cannot be any genre distinction that is more finely-grained than the line between literary fiction and women's fiction

If I have one principle in life, it's to not waste too much time on writing Sunday blog posts (OR -- The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P)

When people say nice things about me on the internet

Whenever I start enjoying life, I start to become really afraid of death

Book hoarding (OR How I freed up another hour in each day)

Woooooooo Thanksgiving break

After losing 106 pounds, I am finally (for the first time in my life) at a "healthy" weight

I've never seen or read about a crime in the newspaper and thought, "Wow, there is no situation under which I would ever do that."

Influence, by Robert Cialdini

The Kindle Paperwhite is okay, but certainly not ideal

I am not a very good teacher

How can workshop be less boring?

My goal is to write the book that your kid has to read in 8th grade English

I hate hate hate hate hate hate the way the Kindle tells you how far you are in the book

Nietzsche's Beyond Good And Evil and David Hume's Enquiry Concerning The Principles of Moral Sentiments

Selling my possessions, switching to Mac

If you have a certain sort of question, then studying the Humanities is really the only option.

We are all dogs!

The Closing of the American Mind, by Allan Bloom

My answers to a questionairre recently given to me by a friend

Lolly Willows, by Sylvia Townsend Warner

Three excellent books that I've read recently (all by women, in case that sells the blog

Got my 1100th short story rejection

Another victory for the "Making Things On My Spreadsheet Light Up" technique

I am ashamed to admit that it really does matter to me whether or not a book is true

Wait, are we supposed to be grateful for stuff ALL november?

A 50% increase in daily writing time since I started school

Tori Spellings' memoir bricked by Kobo Glo

Diary of a Stage Mother's Daughter, by Melissa Francis

How (and whether) to grow up

Watched an episode of television for the first time in two months

Started reading Americanah, by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Reading a biography of Britney Spears

The importance (and unimportance) of the conceptual breakthrough

The skills you don't realize you've learned

Finished reading Every Man Dies Alone

Reflections arising from an evening landing at BWI

False Consciousness

Glad to be reading books at a faster rate again

Little Man, What Now? by Hans Fallada

What I learned at my college reunion

The Rider on the White Horse, by Theodor Storm

"Buchmendel" by Stefan Zweig

Been reading more Stefan Zweig

Someday I will write a post that summarizes all the wisdom I've acquired in my life

Robert Musil's _The Man Without Qualities_

How does Greenpeace convince these amazing people to take up such awful jobs?

Okay, I like George Saunders, you like George Saunders, everyone likes George Saunders

Going to my five year college reunion. Which reminds me, I've been out of college for five years!

Really have nothing to worry about right now

Still reading _The Man Without Qualities_

Schedule is on lockdown!

Breakthrough in my reading technique

Gonna be at Capclave this weekend. Here are my panels

There are very few people who are not awkward when meeting a large number of new people

Maintaining productivity while on a trip is very difficult

Things I have learned from a weekend in New York

Oh my god, proof-reading is literally the worst

Harnessing my internet-browsing energy

A conversation I have had several times in the last week (Baltimore is kind of a small town)

Possibility

The mystery of the mind-blowingly good ice cream

Been phenomenally productive this month

Okay, we're just gonna do this, some links to take you through the weekend

Will most likely hit my 5th straight 15-hour week within a day or two

About two hundred pages into the first volume of _The Man Without Qualities_

Just went to a lecture, at Goucher College, by Lynda Barry

Come see me in the Baltimore Book Festival!

Finally been fully enveloped by the Mac architecture

If something has only a 0.1% chance of killing you, then you'll still probably die from it if you do it a thousand times

Sold "The Days When Papa Takes Me To War" to Beneath Ceaseless Skies

I believe that I may have broken the 15 hours of writing time a week barrier

A Taxonomy of Readers

Going to start reading _The Man Without Qualities_

Spent an hour today organizing the stories that I've banished from active submission

Finally back on the whole "reading books" wagon

Confusion, by Stefan Zweig

Just finished reading Thomas Bernhard's _The Woodcutters_

Blerg

Been having a much easier time writing short stories lately

The purpose of life cannot be to pursue your own happiness

Finally finished reading the Magic Mountain

Dudes. Life is, like, really unpredictable and stuff

Been feeling pretty happy lately

An end to the napsperiment

Still climbing the magic mountain

Anatomy of a Semi-Mystical Workshop Experience

Why I sometimes don't believe in the stuff that scientists tell us

The nonsensical arguing in The Magic Mountain is brilliant

Posting on Sunday is so freeing. Since no one is really reading, I can just kind of say things.

I think I'm going to start acquiring some hobbies

Stories of mine that've recently appeared

In which I try to figure out what these numbers in the Wordpress stats package actually mean

Trying to improve my concentration

Pithiness

Why is there a spiritual side to becoming sober?

Climbing the Magic Mountain

This was definitely not the weekend to restart my program of waking up at 7 AM no matter what

Finished reading Beware of Pity

Searching for greater productivity

Stefan Zweig's _Beware of Pity_

Why I sometimes leave parties in a rather abrupt fashion

Dezso Kosztolányi's Skylark

Sitting in my new house here in Baltimore

I've become obsessed with German fiction

One of my new initiatives is to try to make more effort to talk to complete strangers

My generation's primary countercultural impulse is the desire to remain free of our society's sins while still partaking in its fruits.

The literature of exhaustion, and the impoverishment of the imagination

Thomas Mann's _Buddenbrooks_ is the last sprawling 19th century family epic

Why I am such a promiscuous Facebook friender

Finally getting back into the swing of this reading thing; read Nightwood and As I Lay Dying.

There isn't a single character in Orange Is The New Black who is played counter to racial/ethnic stereotype

The main barrier to enjoying Ulysses is not the novel's incomprehensibility; it's the sheer tedium of some of its sections

Working with an agent completely changes the emotional dynamics of writing a novel

Getting way too much comment spam, so I made a few changes

Another of the (many) ways in which writing fiction is not like playing the violin

Almost done!

Wow, started this blog about five years ago.

In order to be successful, an author needs to write stories that compel people to talk about them

Been doing some revising

Never in my life done this much or this type of socializing

Already feels like I've been here a month

This really is a lot like being at summer camp

I am at Sewanee, it is in the middle of nowhere

Nothing could ever make me stop loving _Speed of Dark_

I do not believe that introversion is a real personality trait

No one, not even me, reads blogs on Sunday

In America, we just don't see race.

There are _no_ insects in California

I thought we'd all agreed that the definition of 'ironic' has changed?

A few of my thoughts on the existential crisis you are having regarding your career

There's no way that this is not going to somehow screw up this blog

All of George R. R. Martin's child characters are off by about three years

I feel like a lot of people expect me to weigh in, somehow, on whether or not they should stop drinking

Your friends probably won't be there for you when you most desperately need someone's help

Finished the first draft of another novel: Production Diary...

Why it's sometimes a good idea to use a negative tone against people who agree with your political opinions

I totally understand why people quit writing short stories.

Been more than two years since I've taken a full day off from writing

After every writerly milestone, it's like some kind of mass email goes out, and I almost immediately start associating with people who're one step ahead of me.

Finished reading Hard Times and went back to Ulysses

A story about a super ignorant guy I once knew; the memory of which still annoys me

I've never lived in a city where status competition was as naked as it is in San Francisco (and I kind of love it)

One of my biggest pet peeves as a reader is when writers hide the race of their characters

Novels don't really teach you very much about how to live your life

Trying to post more often (+some thoughts on Joyce's Ulysses)

Thoughts upon reading Confessions, Mere Christianity, and The Imitation of Christ

Ending my experiment with tablet computing

Just finished Thomas a Kempis' 15th century devotional manual, The Imitation of Christ

Agggh, I've posted no posts since Monday

Robert Caro's _Years of Lyndon Johnson_ is the greatest work of literature that America has produced

In defense of not working very much on your writing

Vanity of vanities, says the Teacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity. (Vanity is also a really funny-sounding word.)

I can certainly see why people get addicted to cough syrup

Every person who graduates with a degree in the humanities or social sciences will eventually have to decide whether or not to go to law school.

Our plans for the future will eventually become straitjackets

Recent appearances by ME elsewhere on the internet

It's not really possible to waste your twenties

I'm starting to think that being familiar with the work of Ke$ha is not the cultural touchstone that I thought it was

New Post: CONTROVERSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I still don't really like books with fighting in them, but I _did_ love Ysabeau Wilce's Flora Segunda

I did not particularly care for Code Name: Verity

The primary negative outcome of the existence of the 'institutional method' for succeeding as a writer

The reason that MFA programs do not encourage their students to publish.

Woolf's _Orlando_ was about everything and about nothing

Ducking out of the Nebulas on Saturday morning so I could finish reading Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man

Just got back from the first day of Nebula Awards Weekend (or maybe it's the second day)

The glory and magic of the ten-hour writing day

For me, a road trip is usually an inward journey

While driving across country, I completely forgot about this blog.

Giving out a little bit more information about _Enter Title Here_ (err, and also participating in that Next Big Thing meme)

The difference between a sequence and a scene

Beginning to revise Study Machines (except that now it's called Enter Title Here)

Five software programs that've improved my productivity and given me peace of mind

I've now achieved every one of the eleven productivity goals that I set for myself in the summer of 2009

Some thoughts (and additional statistics) re: my thousandth short story rejections

Managing the Backburner Is The Third Most Important Skill That A Writer Can Acquire*

Thinking about moving away from writing novel-length adult science fiction and fantasy

I still find it really weird to think of myself as a novelist

"I am now represented by John Cusick of the Greenhouse Literary Agency" is what I _should_ title this post, but its real title is OMG, I HAVE AN AGENT!!!

Trying to enjoy second place

Why I am not a pessimist and people should stop saying that I am. Because I'm not. And, also, you will never succeed at anything, ever

Why you should never, ever get an MFA

In order to be interesting, a nonfiction book must flirt with—but NEVER cross—the Textbook Axis.

Facebook is the best, and I will never leave it, not even when it becomes something super uncool that's only used by sixty year old Millennials

How I would try to get a story published in the New Yorker (if my dream was to be published in the New Yorker)

"Conduct your job search as if it is your job" is advice that keeps people unemployed

The exquisite relief of reaching a story's rollover point

If you go to a workshop with the expectation that people will lavish praise on your writing, there is a nonzero chance that you will be destroyed

Literary novels only have two kinds of endings

The nature of one conceptual breakthrough

Why I sometimes feel bad about praising my students

All urban areas are pretty much the same, but I still like the SF Bay Area the best

Err...what exactly happened yesterday? I got way more hits than I've ever gotten before.

Eight writing manuals that are not an absolute waste of time

My view on how bad books (and bad stories and bad writers) get published

Lessons from AWP: There's really no pot of gold on the other side of the wall

AWP is kind of a social scene, but then, so is everything.

Some thoughts about my probable impending rejection by Tu Books

How I quit smoking (and why I don't believe in making New Year's resolutions)

When to work hard and when to not work hard because, let's face it, working hard is for chumps

Just finished Mrs. Dalloway, it was one of the most engrossing reading experiences of my life

The process of becoming yourself

Quick thoughts on books that I haven't read in a long time

Let me know if you have trouble accessing my site

Why Gone Girl is super-excellent (despite its somewhat-skippable writing style)

I really enjoy knowing approximately how long it’s going to take me to read a book

Three suspense novels that I've recently enjoyed (A Simple Plan, Silence of the Lambs, and Murder on the Orient Express)

Why you shouldn't necessarily take advice from people who are very good at what they do.

The cost of a useless degree

The types of revision that are not a waste of time (for me)

My latest self-help find: Feeling Good, by David Burns

Why I distrust doctors

Does it ever get easier to handle rejection?

Books to try reading when you're in a bad mood (Coetzee, Hornby, Agatha Christie, and Ira Levin)

How to successfully make use of your cultural heritage

I don't think that people need to be productive in order be happy

My novel is a finalist for Tu Books’ New Visions Award

Three years sober

Why Do You Want To Be A Better Person?

Finished the first draft of my fourth novel: Study Machines

I really love country music. Have I ever mentioned that on this blog before?

Why I liked the Sopranos but couldn't tolerate Breaking Bad

The insanity of Victor Hugo's Les Miserables

In which I unveil the theme for my upcoming year's reading

Where I'll be in 2013 (not in a metaphorical way...I mean physically)

Why I Am So Super Pessimistic About Everything

Two story sales (and some notes on the MFA application writing sample)

Nicholas Nickleby, Proust...other stuff

Just Married, Please Excuse (by Yashodhara Lal)