Facebook is the best, and I will never leave it, not even when it becomes something super uncool that's only used by sixty year old Millennials

Everyone knows that people sometimes like to go on Facebook vacations, and deactivate their accounts, but I don’t think many people realize the sheer number of folks who do this.

The only reason I realize the extent of this behavior is that ages ago I installed an app on my browser that let me see who had unfriended me on Facebook. Now, that’s a really e…