Selling my possessions, switching to Mac

I was looking for snooty pictures (to illustrate the average Mac user) and I found this one of a squirrel wearing a beret.

When my mom gave me her MacBook Air, I was like, "Sweet, I've been looking for a new computer for when I travel. You know, with Dropbox, I can sycn my files between all my computers and..."

And she was all like, "No, no, you're gonna…