Dudes. Life is, like, really unpredictable and stuff

As I'm sure I've posted before,* my main realization this summer was that life is really uncertain. I used to think, "Oh, of course bad things can happen to you, but, in general, I understand what life is going to be like." But that's not true. Bad things are not nearly as uncertain as all the other things. Like, I know that my life will include heartb…