My goal is to write the book that your kid has to read in 8th grade English

This funny-looking dude wrote several books that children are forced to read

Everyone wants to become a better writer. But it's a little gauche to say that you want to become a great writer. It's an admission that puts too much on the record. Becoming a better writer is a task at which it's almost impossible to fail. Becoming a great writer is a task at…