A few of my thoughts on the existential crisis you are having regarding your career

Every person I know is having a deep existential crisis about either: a) their career; or b) their romantic life. Now, no one ever comes to me to ask for my views on their romantic life (even though I'd be happy to provide them!) because I am not very qualified to comment on that. However, a large number of people do use me as a sounding board for their…