Going to my five year college reunion. Which reminds me, I've been out of college for five years!

This week I'm going to Palo Alto for my five-year college reunion. Whenever I tell people why I am going, I say it's so that I can meet all the people that I'd never consciously choose to meet. Which sounds great to me, but to most other people it sounds terrible. Ehh.

I had lots of fun in college! But I also had lots of the opposite of fun: terrible, cr…