Wrote a book that I think will Probably sell

Hey nerds (Rachel informed me that the salutation she objected to was actually 'hey jerks,' and that she doesn't find 'nerds' to be combative at all, so there we go. But I mean Dan Savage could start all his columns with Hey, faggots, for eight years, and to most people I know he's a freaking hero, so whatever. Maybe I should start my columns with 'Hey,…