Today I visited the Googleplex

You're not a real Silicon Valley town unless some startup has laid claim to you and used metonymy to make your name synonymous with its brand. You've got Apple in Cupertino; Facebook in Menlo Park; Pixar in Emeryville; etc.

Anyway, the company that owns Mountain View is Google.

Today, I was walking around my aunt's neighborhood in Mountain View when I fou…