There are two blog posts that I want to do my best to avoid, so I'm going to post about plastic surgery

I'm a longtime reader of blogs, and there are two surefire signs that a blog is done. The first is when the writer is constantly posting about how they're sorry it's been so long since they've posted. Notice, it's not actually a problem to take a gap of weeks or even months between posts. What's a problem is when all you can talk about is the gap. Becau…