The top seven things I've learned at the Launchpad Astronomy workshop

1. Isaac Newton was hot.

2. Dolphins only have sex in threesomes.

3. Wombat poop is cubic.

4. Babies’ eye color often changes within a year of their birth (pretty sure this only happens to white babies, right? I'm sorry...babies of whiteness).

5. Within the next two hundred thousand years, the sun will brighten and the oceans will boil [citation needed].

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