Stranieri, by Tristan Gans

You know that daydream where you go to your high school’s ten year reunion and you say, “Well, I’m a writer” and your classmates are like, “Oh yeah, what’ve you written” and you’re like, “Oh, this is my book right here in the school library” and they’re like, “Uhh...okay” and then walk away thinking about how you’ve flattened them with your coolness (ev…