On my inability to reach nailclipper saturation

I'm constantly losing my nailclippers and buying new ones. I don't know where they go. They don't leave the house, really. So what's happening?

For years, I had a theory that I'd someday reach nailclipper saturation: the point at which there'd be a nailclipper in every place (bedroom, bathroom, cabinet, travel bag, etc) that could possibly have one, and …