On Monday I'm going to send out another of my very super-secret emails to my fan club

And I mean it'll be super secret, containing stuff I can't or wouldn't put on the blog, as well as exclusive footage of me reading from my middle-grade novel Everyone Hates You. I don't want to oversell it, but this reading will change your life (I also I look really good in it). Going out Monday. Only my second email in the six months that my newslette…