Oh fine, I guess that physical books are allowed to continue to exist

I don't think I've made it any kind of secret that I prefer to read ebooks. I remember reading ebooks eight years ago (or something like that) though the Baen Free Library, and they've only gotten easier and more convenient. Nowadays I can carry a hundred books around in my pocket and, on the Kindle Paperwhite screen, read them comfortably and in any li…