I've found the only thing in the world that is better than drinking

I'm sure no one's noticed, but my internet activity has undergone a distinct downtick in the last month. Everything in my life has slowed down: writing, socializing, reading, etc. It feels insane to ascribe this to wintertime blues, since it's seventy-two degrees outside and extremely sunny, but I think that's what it is, and I'm sure that come April or…