In answer to your query, New Orleans is great, but...

...I obviously know almost no people here, and, thus, much of its greatness isn't yet open to me.

I'm not the most dynamic person in the world. I mean, I'm not bad. I have moderate dynamism. Perhaps even above-average dynamism. But certainly not the kind of dynamism where you land in a new city and suddenly you're having madcap adventures. Well, actually…