I'm now going by Naomi

Hey friends, you may have noticed a certain change in nomenclature on my social media pages. It's in the title of the post: I'm going by Naomi now instead of Rahul. If you ever call me Rahul ever again you're officially a bigot.

No I'm just kidding. Just don't vote for Donald Trump. But also don't call me Rahul.

Anyway, this is all part of my glacial tran…