If you ever need an author photo on extremely short notice, I know your man...

Me!

So, two days ago my agent emailed me and asked for a photo to go out with the Publisher's Weekly announcement, and I was like, "Ermygawd, no!"

I'd always intended to go out and get a nice author photo done, but somehow it always escaped my mind. Instead, I made do with an out-of-date and not-horrendously-attractive pic that was still miles better tha…