If you can misinterpret the Bhagavad Gita, surely I can do the same to the bible

If you're friends with me on Facebook, you've probably noticed that I am listening to the Bible (starting with the Hebrew Bible, and then I'll do KJV for the New Testament) on audible. I've been relaying my biblical hot takes, with the full awareness that for many of my believing friends, they could be kind of offensive. I mean, I'm listening to the Bib…