I do not like to travel. I've gone to not-America more than enough times to conclude that visiting it is definitely not my thing..

Several years ago, I realized that I really ought to get rid of the two or three or five grudges I was still carrying from HS and college because, in most cases, the original fault in those feuds was mine and, in any case, both I and the begrudged person were by now so different that it was like carrying on a fight with a ghost.

I am like that. I have lo…