Having a baby has not proven the shock I thought it would be

I continue to be a sheltered-at-home baby-haver. She's my baby, whom I have, and I can kiss her cute little baby head whenever I want. For the past few days the sleep deficit has caught up to me. Even though I'm getting more sleep than my wife, it's still only about five or six hours a night, and I'm used to something more on the order of eight or nine.…