All I want to do now is play Master of Orion

This is one of the races in MOO. It's a Klackon. The Klacks are boyz. Which isn't really saying anything. They're everyone's boyz, because they're the best race. They are to MOO what Kirby was to Smash Bros.

Electronic games are the least guilty of the guilty pleasures. All the other guilty pleasures--drinking, drugging, browsing the internet, smoking, …