A note to potential employers: Hire me, I'm delightful

It's possible that some of you have come to this site because you have recently recieved a resume and/or cover letter bearing my name, and then decided to google me. A cursory reading of this blog might make you be all like, "Well, I don't want this guy working for me. He will be one of those bores who talks about his ridiculous politics all the time. I…